Good morrow, gentle reader. The mechanic is publick and short:

I. $FOOLS is an ERC-20 minted upon Robinhood Chain by way of Pons Launchpad, with a fixed supply of 1,000,000,000 tokens (no mint, no inflation). Each trade — buy or sell alike — beareth a 2.5% pool fee; the creator's share is directed unto the operator's ops wallet at ye pool itself.

II. The creator's share flows unto a plain ops wallet on Robinhood Chain — publick, unhidden, and freely audited by any subject. There is no elaborate treasury contract in this launch; the operator's reputation and the block explorer are the sole sureties for how funds be spent. That ops wallet, in turn, funds the rigs.

III. The rigs performeth BIP39 → P2PKH derivations against Satoshi-era address hash160s. Each batch commiteth a Merkle root and an IPFS manifest of ye leaves. Betake thyself to the Oathbinding to re-derive a spot-check in thine own browser and confirm the scribe hath not lied.

There is no hidden mechanism: no mint, no re-mint, no admin who may seize thy tokens. The $FOOLS contract was deploy'd by Pons's audit'd factory; the registry (which recordeth every batch of ye hunt) hath no owner at all — the bounty payout, should ye impossible come to pass, is algorithmick. What thou seest upon the chain is what thou hast.

A note for ye aggregator-users: Pons handleth fee collection at the pool level — no fee-on-transfer semantics are required of thee. Any wallet may trade $FOOLS upon the Pons interface. Should thou script trades directly, address the Uniswap V4 hook by its recorded seal.

To the Chase!   Audit the Coffer

I did observe ye firehose for the fifth part of an hour. The phrases fly past in a torrent. I did click Oathbinding upon a leaf at random, and lo — mine own browser re-derived the very same hash160. Utterly deranged, and I do love it.

I have read the treasury contract in full. fundHardware is the sole ETH-out path save the bounty, and the hardware address is immutable in ye constructor. No man may rug this even in the trying. Such a thing is rare in our age.